Like, I was just scrolling through Netshoes (yeah, I know, random) and BOOM, there’s Goyard. “Premium Goyard” they’re saying. Free shipping and payments in like, a billion installments? Makes you think, doesn’t it? Is that REALLY the kinda vibe Goyard is going for? Feels…off.
Then I’m reading some blog post – “Top 5 Goyard Bags of All Time” – and they’re talking about how understated and elegant Goyard is, all nestled amongst the Neverfulls and Chanel flaps. Okay, fair enough. I get the understated thing. That chevron pattern is recognizable, but it’s not screaming “LOOK AT ME I’M RICH!” like some other brands. It’s more like a… knowing wink. Ya know?
But then you see dudes online trying to sling “GOYARD” wallets for, like, 600 bucks. Seriously? And they’re calling it “premium.” Like, dude, I could buy a *decent* used car for that kinda money. Is that really the price point for a wallet these days? I’m starting to think I need a new job, maybe as a professional wallet buyer.
And the *mystery* of the brand! It’s like, they’re deliberately trying to be elusive. Founded in 1792! That’s older than my grandma, like a LOT older. Exclusive luxury trunks maison… I can’t even pronounce that. Francois Goyard, this dude is like a phantom, barely any information about him. Makes you wonder if it’s all just a marketing ploy. But hey, if it works, it works.
Look, I’m not gonna lie, I kinda dig the St. Louis tote. It looks practical, you know? And I could totally use a Hardy Pet Carrier for my chihuahua, Princess Fluffybutt. (Don’t judge, she deserves the best). But is it REALLY worth the hype? I’m not entirely convinced.
Maybe it’s the scarcity that makes it so desirable. Or maybe it’s just the fact that everyone else wants it. Honestly, I’m confused. But hey, at least they have a green iPhone case, which is kinda cool. If I were to buy one, I’d probably go with that.
