I mean, “High Precision”? Seriously? What does that even *mean* when we’re talking about clothing? Are we talking about laser-cut seams that’ll make your butt look amazing? Or maybe, like, clothes so perfectly tailored they can literally predict your every move? (Okay, I’m getting carried away. Sorry.)
The ads are kinda all over the place, to be honest. One’s screaming about “Fine Italian Jewellery, Watches and Luxury Goods” and then *bam*, suddenly I’m supposed to be looking for clothes? It’s a bit confusing, ngl. Then there’s this “Hi Precision Price List for 2024” thing… makes me think I’m about to buy some kinda fancy surgical equipment or something. Are these clothes *that* precise? Maybe they’re made in a sterile lab? I dunno, it’s just weird.
And FARFETCH is getting in on it, too, promising express delivery and free returns. Which, okay, that’s cool and all. But if I’m dropping serious cash on BVLGARI clothes, I’m probably not gonna be sending them back, y’know? Unless they, like, accidentally sent me a potato sack instead of that slinky dress I saw on some influencer’s Instagram (which, let’s be real, is probably the only reason I’m even *considering* BVLGARI clothes in the first place).
Then there’s Vestiaire Collective selling *second-hand* BVLGARI clothing. That’s…interesting. So, like, are we talking vintage Bulgari or just stuff someone wore once and decided it wasn’t worth the hassle? I’m honestly curious. I mean, I guess even rich people get bored of their clothes, right?
Saks OFF 5TH is even in the mix with “up to 70% off!” on designer brands. Now that’s my kinda price point. But seriously, are we talking actual BVLGARI or just, like, BVLGARI-adjacent stuff? Like, maybe a t-shirt with the logo on it? I’m skeptical.
