First off, Fendi. Duh. They do belts. Luxury belts. For women. Stuff that probably costs more than my rent, tbh. They’re all about “daring creativity and craftsmanship,” which, let’s be real, is code for “we’re gonna put some weird stuff on a belt and charge you a fortune.” Not that I’m complaining! Sometimes weird is good. Sometimes weird is *exactly* what you need to spice up, you know, an otherwise boring outfit.
Then there’s this whole “mirror image” thing. My first thought was, like, a belt that literally reflects your outfit back at you? Which sounds kinda cool, actually. But probably impractical. And also, probably already exists. I mean, someone’s gotta be doing that, right? Or maybe it’s just that the search results are throwing up a bunch of mirror image *websites* because they’re all trying to sell me, like, a belt. Clever algorithm! Or maybe not so clever.
And then bam! “Flowerland Studded Strap You in Gold.” Okay, so this sounds less like a belt and more like a guitar strap. But hey, who says a guitar strap can’t be a belt? Fashion is all about breaking the rules, right? Especially when it comes to, uh, calfskin leather and flower embellishments. I’m picturing some seriously OTT (over the top) floral action going on here. Which, again, I’m kinda into. As long as it’s not, like, *too* much. Ya know? There’s a fine line.
And then, just to confuse things further, there’s Shutterstock throwing in some “Fendi Belt stock images.” Which, okay, cool. I guess. But does that really add anything to the conversation? It’s just pictures of belts. Probably taken in a sterile studio environment. Where’s the *passion*, people? Where’s the, uh, the *spark*?
So, where does all this leave us? Honestly, I’m not entirely sure. A mirror image Fendi belt could be anything. It could be a literal mirror belt. It could be a belt with two buckles, one on each side (mind blown!). It could be a figment of my increasingly sleep-deprived imagination.
