Then, BOOM! “Black Leather Belt —-Miu Miu belts are refined, polished and chic with an eclectic edge.” Eclectic, huh? I guess that means they can get away with throwing a bunch of random sparkles on leather and calling it fashion? I’m not hating, I just…wonder. I mean, some of them ARE really cool, especially the ones with, like, the big logo buckles. But the *really* embellished ones? I dunno, man. Sometimes they look like a kindergartner raided a craft store and glued EVERYTHING to a piece of leather. But, hey, to each their own, right? My grandma would totally rock one, actually, now that I think about it.
And Poshmark! Oh, Poshmark. The land of slightly used (or maybe *very* used, depending on the seller), supposedly discounted designer stuff. “Leather For Women —-Shop Miu Miu Women’s Accessories – Belts at up to 70% off!” 70% off sounds AMAZING until you realize the original price was probably INSANE to begin with. Still, I’ve definitely scrolled through Poshmark for, like, hours, looking for a steal. You gotta be careful though, because counterfeit stuff is everywhere! I saw one that was literally just a strip of pleather with the Miu Miu logo printed on it. Like, seriously?
So, the verdict on Miu Miu belts? They’re…complicated. They’re like that friend you love to hate, you know? The one who always shows up late, wears the most outrageous outfits, but is somehow still effortlessly cool? That’s a Miu Miu belt. Sometimes a total hit, sometimes a miss. But always… interesting.
