First off, like, have you *seen* their stuff lately? I keep getting these ads, and honestly, it’s a tempting rabbit hole to fall into. We’re talking Betty Rain boots, which, let’s be real, are rain boots but, like, *fancy* rain boots. Think puddle-stomping, but make it fashion. Then there’s the Franne sock ankle… things. I’m not entirely sure what a “sock ankle” even *is*, but they sound kinda chic and probably cost more than my rent, LOL.
And then there are the *dresses*. Oh my god, the dresses. “Feminine free-spirit of the French…” the ads blurb. It’s a mouthful, but it kinda nails it? They’re floaty and pretty and probably make you look like you just stepped off a yacht in St. Tropez, even if you’re just going to the grocery store. Which, tbh, is the dream.
The problem, and it’s a BIG one, is the price tag. Like, I could probably buy a small car for the price of some of these coats and jackets. Speaking of, they have a “wide range of models,” which is great, unless you’re indecisive like me, then it’s just overwhelming. I spend, like, hours just *browsing* and adding things to my cart, knowing full well I’ll never actually hit “purchase.” Sigh.
New arrivals? Don’t even get me started. It’s like they *know* how weak my willpower is. “Don’t miss the latest designer…” It’s like they’re taunting me! I swear, I saw a bag the other day that was practically screaming my name. I’m pretty sure it was yelling, “Credit card debt!” but still.
