I mean, look, you’ve got these cookie companies, right? “Dolce Designs” makin’ custom sugar cookies? Seems a *little* different than a designer belt. But hey, customization is customization, I guess. It’s like, you want a cookie that looks like your dog? They gotchu. You want a D&G belt with, I dunno, your grandma’s initials bedazzled onto it? That’s… a whole other level.
And then there’s that “Patisserie” thing… totally unrelated, unless you’re thinking of a belt made out of, like, fondant? Ewww. No, seriously though, imagine a cake version of a D&G belt. I’m not sure I can even comprehend that. I guess it’s the same idea as custom home decor, though… if you want your house to look a certain way, might as well want your belt to look a certain way, too?
This whole thing reminds me of those custom chocolate wrappers. Like, “Sou um mini chocolate personalizado embalado em papel personalizado…” Okay, that’s actually kinda cute. But putting that onto a D&G belt? Maybe you could have a little chocolate charm dangling off it? Nah, scratch that. Too weird.
Honestly, I think the real question is *why* would you want a custom D&G belt? Like, what’s the point? Is it because the regular ones aren’t flashy enough? Or is it just to flex on everyone else ’cause you can? Maybe you’re just really obsessed with belts. I don’t judge. (Okay, maybe a little.)
And then you have the “Wheels and Tires” with the Nescafe Dolce Gusto. What does coffee have to do with anything? Maybe you want a belt that looks like a coffee pod? Wait, hold on. I think I’m onto something. A belt buckle shaped like a Dolce Gusto machine? That’s… actually kind of amazing in a terrible, ironic way.
