Let’s be real, Bottega Veneta… they’re *doing* something right with their shoes. I mean, you can’t scroll through Instagram for, like, five minutes without seeing someone rocking those Stretch Pumps. Square toes? Honestly, I was skeptical at first. Thought they looked kinda… *clunky*. But then you see them on, and suddenly they’re pure chic. They’re the shoe equivalent of that effortlessly cool girl who looks amazing in a potato sack. Ya know?
And then there’s the whole boot situation. Bottega Veneta’s got some seriously chunky boots for guys. Like, *serious* chunky. I’m talkin’ stomping-through-the-Apocalypse-in-style chunky. Which, let’s face it, might be a useful investment considering the state of the world. Just saying. Plus, they’re probably super comfy. Or maybe not. I haven’t actually *tried* a pair, but they look like they could handle anything. Maybe.
And speaking of comfy, they got sneakers too, for the ladies. Listen, I am *not* a sneaker person, okay? Gimme heels or give me death. But even I gotta admit, the Bottega Veneta sneakers are… well, they’re actually kinda cute. In a “I’m rich and I can wear sneakers and still look amazing” kinda way. Which, sadly, I am not. But a girl can dream, right?
Oh, and the slippers! Don’t even get me STARTED on the slippers. I mean, who needs real shoes when you can rock Bottega Veneta slippers? Okay, maybe you need real shoes sometimes. Like, when you’re not hanging out in your luxurious apartment sipping tea and judging people on Instagram. But for those times? Slippers all the way. Specifically, Bottega Veneta slippers. Because, duh.
Now, I gotta be honest, sometimes I look at Bottega Veneta shoes and I’m like, “Whoa, that’s a lot of money for something I’m just going to wear on my feet.” And then I remember that some people spend that much on coffee every month, and suddenly the shoes don’t seem so expensive anymore. Relatively speaking, of course. Plus, think of the *investment*! You could probably sell them on Depop in five years for, like, *more* than you paid for them. Probably. Maybe. Don’t quote me on that.
