Okay, let’s unpack this. First, I stumbled upon this kinda random search result mentioning vintage Dior scarves on Poshmark. Poshmark, bless their hearts, always seems to have something you didn’t know you needed… or maybe *really* didn’t need, let’s be honest. Seventy percent off? Man, that’s tempting, even if it’s probably some questionable condition scarf.
Then there was this other snippet about a Christian Dior Oblique stole, bought in France, with a stain. A *stain*? On a Dior scarf? Tragedy! Like, that’s the kind of thing that haunts you, right? You’re thinking, “Ugh, why me? Why couldn’t I just have, like, a perfectly pristine, never-been-worn-to-a-slightly-too-messy-wine-tasting Dior scarf?” And 100% silk, too! It’s always the good stuff that gets messed up.
But then, *then* there’s this random, absolutely bizarre line about “Male Masturbators & Dolls.” What the actual heck? Seriously? How did that even get connected to Dior scarves? Is there some weird, avant-garde art exhibit I’m completely missing out on? Maybe someone’s using a Dior scarf as, uh… well, you know. *shudders* Let’s just move on quickly.
Okay, back to the “discreet packaging” thing. So, my theory (and it’s just a theory, mind you, could be completely off-base) is that maybe someone is buying a Dior scarf as a gift, and they don’t want the recipient to know what it is right away. Like, maybe they’re trying to build suspense. Or maybe, and this is a darker thought, maybe they’re buying it for someone they’re having an affair with and they don’t want the spouse to see the Dior box and figure things out? Oof, that’s a mess.
And thinking about the silk, the ad copy is right. You can literally do ANYTHING with a scarf. Neck, wrist, bag… even as a makeshift belt in a pinch. I mean, I’ve seen it all, honestly. The versatility is crazy.
