First off, you got this Zhongshan Jian ZhiMei Lighting Factory thing mentioning CELINE Beauté and lipstick. Wait, lighting and lipstick? What’s the connection? Maybe they’re *lighting up* the beauty scene? I dunno, feels like a bit of a stretch. But hey, maybe they’re just trying to, like, hitch a ride on the CELINE name. Smart, if a little random.
Then BAM! Factory Direct Blinds! Suddenly we’re talking blinds AND the “Le Rouge Celine 01 Rouge Triomphe – Batom Acetinado” lipstick again. What in the actual heck is going on? Are blinds the new beauty accessory? Maybe they’re offering a “shade matching” service for your lipstick to your window treatments? Someone, please explain! (I’m kidding, obviously, but the randomness is killing me).
And then, of course, there’s the official CELINE stuff. “Discover the collections: NOVA COLEÇÃO for Mulheres.” Okay, cool, standard high-end fashion spiel. Handbags, small leather goods, the whole shebang. You know, the stuff that makes your bank account cry a little. And, um, apparently Celine has a Living Room Collection too? Or at least, the text mentions Celine Living Room Collection. Is this a thing? It also talks about bags, leather goods, and stuff. Maybe they meant “Celine Living Room-worthy Collection?” Who knows?
Okay, and then there’s the Chinese website, CELINE思琳中国官方网站. (Which, by the way, I have *no* idea how to pronounce). But *apparently*, you can get original Céline in Brazil with “preços incríveis no Etiqueta Única”! Incredible prices, eh? Sounds a *little* too good to be true, tbh. Might wanna, like, double-check the authenticity before you drop a ton of cash. Just sayin’.
Oh, and if your precious CELINE bag needs fixing, the official website directs you to a store. Makes sense. They wanna keep that brand reputation sparkling, y’know? Can’t have people walking around with a busted CELINE, darling.
