First off, lemme just say, Burberry. It’s a name, right? A BIG name. Like, “I have my life together” kind of name. Or at least, “I *want* people to *think* I have my life together” kind of name. I’m more of a “lost my keys again” kinda gal, personally.
So, the idea of a “High Precision” Burberry wallet…well, it’s kinda funny, isn’t it? Are we talking laser-etched checks? I saw that mentioned somewhere. Like, *really* perfect squares? Because, honestly, I’m not sure I can even *see* the difference between a slightly-off Burberry check and a perfectly on-point one. Maybe rich people have like, check-seeing superpowers? I wouldn’t know. My wallet’s usually full of receipts from gas stations and crumpled-up grocery lists. Not exactly requiring high precision, y’know?
And then there’s the whole “sustainability” angle that I saw floating around. Okay, look. Leather. Pretty. Durable. But…sustainable? Hmmm. I mean, Burberry *probably* isn’t skinning endangered pandas for their wallets (I *hope* not!), but it’s still, ya know, cow. Or calf. Which raises a whole…thing. I’m not gonna pretend to be an expert here. All I’m saying is, maybe consider where that pretty leather *actually* came from. Just a thought.
Then there’s the price tag. *Ouch*. Like, seriously, *ouch*. Could probably feed a small family for a month with the cost of some of these wallets. Is it worth it? Depends, I guess. If you’re swimming in cash and a Burberry wallet makes you happy, go for it! Who am I to judge? But me? Nah. I’d rather put that money towards a vacation. Or maybe a really, *really* good burrito. (Burritos over Burberry, any day of the week, people!)
The Farfetch mention is funny too. 70% off? Sounds tempting! But even at 70% off, it’s still probably gonna be more than my current wallet (which, let’s be honest, is probably held together with duct tape and sheer willpower).
And that stuff about different currencies and card slots? Yeah, yeah, details, details. Eight card slots, six card slots, who even *uses* that many cards anymore? Everything’s on my phone now anyway. My wallet’s basically just a leather-covered phone protector at this point.