I stumbled across this search myself the other day, and honestly, I was kinda curious. Imagine the flex! But then I did a little digging (as you clearly are too!), and nope. Nada. Zilch. Apparently, what *does* exist is this… *thing*. A Louis Vuitton *toilet*. Like, an actual toilet. By some artist named Illma Gore. I saw pictures online and well, it’s… something.
Now, before you get any ideas about dismantling your designer handbag to create some DIY LV TP, let’s be real. That’s a terrible idea. Just… don’t. You’d ruin a perfectly good bag! And probably end up with paper cuts in places you *really* don’t want paper cuts. Trust me on this.
Instead, you can buy a Louis Vuitton *Toilet Dopp Kit Pouch*. It’s a fancy travel pouch made from, you guessed it, Monogram canvas. It’s meant for your, uh, *toiletries*. Think shampoo, conditioner, maybe even some fancy hand cream. You could *technically* store toilet paper in it, I guess. But that feels like a serious misuse of a luxury item, dontcha think? Plus, depending on the size of the toilet paper roll, you would not be able to put it in there.
Look, I get it. We all want a little luxury in our lives. And the idea of wiping with LV is, admittedly, pretty hilarious. But let’s stick to the realm of reality here. Maybe just buy some super-soft, three-ply stuff and pretend it’s designer. Or better yet, save your money and invest in a bidet. Seriously, those things are life-changing.
So yeah, no LV toilet paper. Maybe someday, huh? But for now, you can look at the pouches or that weird art toilet, or just stick to the Charmin. Honestly, your butt will probably thank you.
