I’ve been seeing these things pop up everywhere. Lyst’s got ’em, Saks’s got ’em, Vestiaire Collective (for the secondhand vibes, which, hey, sustainable AND potentially cheaper, I’m here for it). It’s like the universe is screaming, “Upgrade your wallet, already!” (or maybe it’s just targeted advertising, but let’s pretend it’s the universe).
And honestly, looking at the descriptions, they *do* sound kinda swanky. “Soft drum calfskin,” I mean, who even knew that was a thing? Apparently Bulgari does. Bordeaux leather? Garnet? Deep Bordeaux? Sounds like a fancy wine tasting, but for your cash. Nine credit card slots? Okay, maybe I *don’t* have my life together *enough* for that many cards, but I could aspire to it, right?
Then there’s the whole Serpenti Forever thing. A wallet with a snake head closure? Okay, that’s a statement piece. It’s like, “Yes, I carry money, and I’m not afraid to use it…or subtly intimidate people with a reptile.” Probably not the *best* reason to buy a wallet, but, y’know, just sayin’.
I saw one description mentioning it’s “crafted in Italy.” Now, I’m a sucker for anything “crafted in Italy.” Suddenly, it’s not just a wallet, it’s artisan craftsmanship. It’s practically a piece of art you keep your receipts in. (Speaking of receipts, I seriously need to get better at organizing those. Maybe a Bulgari wallet *would* help with that… yeah, probably not, but a girl can dream, right?)
But seriously, are they worth the price tag? I mean, starting at $375? That’s a lot of avocado toast. I guess it depends. Are you the kind of person who appreciates fine leather and the feeling of owning something luxurious? Or are you perfectly happy with your duct-taped wallet that’s been through the washing machine five times? (No judgment, I’ve been there).
